𓅣 i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

no but 4 rl i saw this guy (I will call him Ron) while walking around and thought it was not real until i saw it move. it stayed perfectly still and let me slow approach within 3-5 meters of it. I sat down and just watched it for like 20 minutes. seriously made my day. I hope we can be friends 🥺