Submissions by joshuasavage tagged ihopeyoulearnedsomething

Summary

Honey Tycoon is a spin-off of the common tycoon games. In Bee Tycoon players play as Beell or Beelinda Gates. A bee who is also a honey entrepreneur. Players develop hives with the goal of taking over the world honey market as bees are much smarter than people suspect.

Game-play

Mr or Ms Gates must start from his or her small one hive investment to expand throughout the world and take over the honey market.

Players will engage in such thrilling acts as:

- Designing bee hives

- Find a partner you can call "honey" by seducing a series of identically modeled queens or drones differentiated through a series of colorful bows or bow ties.

- Make a buzz to attract other bees to your hives with stinging marketing strategies

- Researching advanced technologies you wont bee-lieve such as advanced pheromones to control humans and further your bee empire or hyper advanced pheromones to control bears, the greatest of all living creatures.

- Map out efficient nectar harvesting networks to get the sweetest goods

- Give rousing speech's through the unique language of waggle dance as bees cant talk

- Cook enemies alive using your bee army, then feast on their souls

Mind-set

Mindless fun with plenty of puns.

Highlights

● Accurate scientific research extrapolated in entirely non-scientific ways

● Painful puns made by the greatest of pun masters

● World domination through bees

● Deep queen bee or drone relationships

● Murder and assassination and political intrigue

Image by Commission from the masterful Francis Stephens