You idiot.
You were at the movies watching the super-extended version of Batman Vs Superman and despite your better judgement, you sassed that extra-large-novelty-sized cup of mountain dew - and we're not talking about those flimsy large cups you get from KFC - we're talking about one of those humungous American-sized cups that your head can fit inside.
Now your outside, carrying more water than a humpback whale pregnant with ten other humpback whales. Whales are huge by the way.
Oh, and you're also wearing white pants.
In this classic side-scroller you have one thing on your mind - FIND A RESTROOM!
Seriously, right now this feels more important than world peace, or why T. Swift lied, quite frankly, if Vaporeon showed up you wouldn't even bother (and in case you're wondering, no - the cinema you came out from doesn't have toilets. Don't blame me, blame O.S.H.).
But to reach the promised land, you must use your stealth and agility to avoid every obstacle that threatens to destroy you(r bladder). There will be waterfalls, taps, bottles of water falling from the sky, people who are notorious for having long meaningful conversations - you must avoid all of them!
Clear the gauntlet, reach a restroom in time. In this game you may not necessarily want number 1..
Platform: Mobile platforms.
Target Audience: All ages.