After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best, with some Kanye Zest. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church to get Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He does so well, his teacher is Kanye Impressed, so he throws a Kanye Fest. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest, this will surely make him Kanye Depressed, so he goes to his wife to get some Kanye [REDACTED]. He no longer feels Kanye Stressed!
Kanye West Daily Routine Simulator has you put in the action-packed shoes of the greatest human being the world has ever known. Take up the holy mantle of Yeezus himself on his (Kanye) quest to be the greatest being in history!
Play as the great Kanye himself, guiding the savior through his day, from his awakening and milk bath, to the trip down main street and avoiding his many peasant worshipers that call themselves fans. Then, head North West to the Kanye Church, where thousands of rabid, screaming fans are waiting to hear you address them, or even catch a fleeting glimpse of their lord. Finally, end your day by bathing in the first blood of a thousand virgins, sacrificed fresh this morning on the Altar of West.
Oh how good it is to be Kanye West!
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