Submissions by danielblakeborough tagged hipster-simulator

Welcome to some strange alternate universe, where Hipsterism has escaped the bounds of Earth and made it to The Moon. Your and your Hipster friends are on The Moon, but you didn't bring oxygen tanks, because they are far too lame to be worn by people as trendy and Hipster as you. There are oxygen canisters on The Moon, but not enough to keep you and your friends alive.

Play against A.I. or human players as you race to collect oxygen to survive. But it's not that easy, because of course it's not. Being an A-grade Hipster doesn't stop just because you are on The Moon struggling to survive, no sir. You must do your best to stay as Hipster as possible, otherwise you will die of embarrassment. Certain oxygen-giving objects will reduce your Hipster Levelâ„¢. For example, a gas mask will hide your perfectly groomed double-twizzled pencil moustache, and that will not do.

Keep your oxygen, and your Hipster Levelâ„¢ up, and stay alive the longest to win!

Gameplay features:

  • Single-player or Multiplayer action - fun for the whole family, from Hipster Uncle Vernon to Hipster Baby!
  • Accurate Moon gravity - bounce around for days!
  • Hipsters! (??)

Image source: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03046/hipster-tash_3046941b.jpg