Those named Chris Andisen IS already the biggest insult . This streak can come to an end.

Justin Bieber

You mute, saggy pants, prat

'You act like you work at Konami.

#FucKonami'

You off-kilter eggnog salad made with frosted cum

You EverReady battery Chicken Farm banana fuckstick.

You ridiculously small inverted cock head outdoor fatherfucker.

You ridiculously impregnated banana looking foreskin flavored cock-nuggeted banger of a mash

You're such bloody creepy nom nom that you grew eight pairs of eight legged eye-balls and its giving me the vomit of your mums period from last year

You are not Kanye West

Fuck off

You silly recycled oven glove.

You stinky, stanky, un cooperative, mayonnaise jar left in the warm, summer sunlight by a gimp in a bow tie

you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

You ridiculous banana-faced, burger-fueled, obnoxious jerkface with a bad attitude and skin problems

You definitive, flippant cuttlefish.

You blocked-up, redundant, childish, dickish dickish cluckerby