Submissions by Corey Barron tagged im-so-sorry-please-forgive-me

"Sooper Mehga plat foomer ultima8 edishon!!!1110" is the ultimate in arcade platform style game emulation technology designed to run on the Samsung mobile platform. It will contain themes from Time Travel and will use Oculus VR Goggles and controllers as it's main peripherals. You vault platforms in a single bound! you do this that and the other thing that platformers do. like jumping. you like jumping right? and uhm, jumping twice! games still do that I think, like jumping again, in the middle of the air, even though you already jumped, you can jump again to vault even longer gaps of intrepid death.

The game features:

  • Bonus Levels! Feel as if you really earned your high virtual status!
  • Blissful Productivity! Like, you really feel like you spent your time well while playing this game
  • Multiple character control, because one is never enough!!!111
  • Achievements, waste your time collecting points that don't matter!
  • Deadlines, make sure you complete your objective's before time is up