Submissions by LouisJohns tagged luigi

"History in this world is different. Chaotic and EXAGGERATED! But a single villain changed the world forever... I mean... he's dead now and all... but his last ever evil doing still remains. He used some kind of super-sizer-ray-transformer-... gun-thing to turn hundreds of local people into mini giants. I dont know what its called because I'm a just a worker at "Fast Foods" down on 5th street. But im blind (yay me) and YOU are my conscious shoes. Literally. your job is to guide me through the restaurant to deliver foods and since the restaurants goal is to provide for those affected by the super-sizer thingy I... we... have 3 times as many deliveries to make." - Luigi, The Delivery Guy.

This is a side scroll game where delivering burgers and/or pizzas to different tables requires a lot of dodging; you will have to jump over peoples legs when they cant fit them under the table, you have to jump over dropped foods so you don't slip over and throw luigi's deliveries all over the ground, you have to slide under tables if they are in luigi's way and slide under those random people that flail their arms everywhere when they are engaged in conversation (you all know at least one person that does this. Come on). All this running and sliding is because luigi's boss requires him to take the fastest possible route to his destination. Because he will have other foods to deliver to other tables along the way you will also need to be very perceptive for blind luigi. the tables that need food deliveries will be highlighted yellow when they are visible and green when they are in good range and you must press space-bar to tell luigi to toss their food onto the table. This can only be done accurately when their table is green but if you tell him to toss when their table is yellow their will be a 30% chance they receive their food properly and a 70% chance it will hit them in the face, causing them to complain and poor luigi to be suspended and loose rent money (not a good thing!)

He could also occasionally be a house delivery man where he will have to make house deliveries (obviously). the principles are similar. A lot of dodging, Jump over rubbish bags, boxes, cats, and toys left out on the street, and slide under large trucks created to provide transportation for the mini giants :) The difference when making house deliveries is that he does not have to make other deliveries on the way and throw them at peoples houses because that would be considered bad customer service. Instead he only have to deliver one set of foods. You will have a food counter visible on the bottom of your screen which will indicate how many (if any) foods you have remaining in case you make luigi stumble on any of the obstacles. If the counter reaches below 35% of the original food total his boss will not be very pleased and poor luigi will be suspended and loose rent money (again, not a good thing!) You will also have a sprint bar at the bottom of your screen and once its full you will be able to project Luigi 30ft, avoiding all obstacles until his bar is empty again.

Luigi needs this job to pay the rent, so try to please the boss and not get luigi on his bad side. And remember, the customer is always right so don't get luigi on their bad side either!!! good luck. poor luigi needs your help.

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