Submissions by LawlerW tagged its-a-satire-so-it-doesnt-need-to-be-witty

Now that we have a firm grip over the market in terms of audience control, it is time for the Call of Shooty franchise to break some serious ground. We need to stay ahead of the competition now, after all. We're talking some serious changes to the FPS genre while still keeping that Call of Shooty hyperrealistic gritty charm that fans have come to trust.

In this title, they'll play as the field medic.

What's better than shooting enemies with bullets? Unshooting allies with unbullets! Follow your allies around and be very mindful of when one of them may call medic - you need to be on the scene within seconds, or they could die of blood loss, disease, infection, or boredom! When one does, cleanse with rubbing alcohol and apply the gauze in rapid succession through gripping quick time events before time runs out and they die arbitrarily in an effort to simulate feelings of genuine tension!

With at least four challenging levels and all of them nonstop pulse-pounding action, it's a warzone out there. Keep your soldiers alive as they clamour for your attention at the most inconvenient of times to victory!*

(*Note: victory optional. For players who feel overly put-upon by the victory requirements, downloadable content will be made available that unlocks victory)

Flavour screenshot: Call of Duty (Infinity Ward, 2003) screenshot from Forbes article by Erik Kain http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2015/07/10/it...

Inspiration screenshot: Team Fortress 2 (Valve, 2007)