A "fighting" game where you play as a mighty swordsman wielding an even mightier sword, travelling the land in search of your arch-rival who committed the heinous crime of carrying a sword even larger than your own ridiculously oversized weapon. As it turns out, your rival also happens to be hunting you for the exact same reason, as the two of you have a somewhat extensive history of repeatedly one-upping each other's swords. You often chance upon each other at social gatherings, and of course as is the norm at this point you challenge each other to a duel on sight to see who is the gutsiest warrior on the face of the planet, once and for all.

Unfortunately, your sword has become so mighty and huge that you can barely lift it, and getting it to clear the ground can take up to several minutes of concerted effort. But you made a vow, to not let your rival get the better of you by being able to wield a bigger weapon than you can. There's no going back. You must fight him wherever the winds of fate take you. Dinner parties, birthday parties, cocktail parties, funerals, parades, music concerts, there is nowhere you are not ready to fight for honour! Your hubris demands it!

Furthermore, you're kind of in a hurry. Duelling your rival can really take a while nowadays, and those distressed partygoers whose celebrations you keep crashing always end up calling the police on you, who will eventually arrive to bring your fated battle to an anticlimactic end. So lift, mighty warrior! Mash the buttons until they change, then press on to fill your lift bar, and heft your colossal blade up and down on your foe to claim victory! But be careful not to keep it lifted above you too long, or you might tear a muscle and that will require some delicate button-pressing to fix. Hurry, hero! Lift your blade to defeat your rival before time runs out!

For glory!