Submissions by Kyra Moyle tagged praise

Sick of waiting for Half-Life 3? Cry no more with this virtual shrine to the almighty Lord Gaben! In this virtual shrine you will be able to accumulate trinkets and sacrifices to appease our saving grace so he may one day bless us what we've been waiting for. The bigger your shrine, the better your influence. Once you have collected what you think is an acceptable amount you are then prompted to print your virtual shrine and mail it to his godly throne. You are able to gain experience for your stalker level, a certain stalker level is required to gain certain trinkets and artifacts. If you reach stalker level 300+ through intensely monotonous farming(Spying on the lord Gaben and posting stupid HL3 theories all over reddit) you can advance onto the stalking extremist tier. This is where you gather personal objects of Gaben for your shrine to show your dedication to him which I'm sure he'll love you for and release Half-Life 3. This instalment is P.C only for obvious reasons (P.C Masterace).

Mechanics: This is an adventure puzzle game where you are on the lookout for trinkets to appease your lord and saviour. The better the trinket the more glory points you get in levelling up your stalker level.

Aim: The whole aim is to create a shrine so irresistible that Gaben has no other choice but to make Half-Life 3.

Ages: FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Release Date: This game is still in pre-alpha but you can purchase it from the Steam store for $89.99 USD!