Your owner has left the house for the day. Now, where did you leave your chew-toy?

• Chew up the furniture!... And anything else.
• Harass your owner and fellow pets! (Including that cat from next door.)
• Explore the Yard and find ways into Locked Rooms - like the one where your owner hides the garbage bin.
• Find your chew-toy. Shake it hard enough and you can probably put holes in the wall.
• Hide your toys and treats, then get your owner to help find them. (For best effect, we suggest week old dog food down the back of the couch.)
• The great stuffed toy massacre. Indoor snow without the cold!

Keep an eye on the time - and make sure you have an alibi. Your owner's stress levels are about to hit the roof. Be careful, or you might find yourself in the dog house. Don't worry though, you can always let yourself in...

Inspired by and in memory of Molly the mix-breed who hid both toys and bones, as well as nobody-really-knows-what Cracker, who was once so happy she wagged her tail and it went through the wall.

Rottweilers Kaiser and Rom, eaters of couch fluff and murderers of stuffed toys gain an honorary mention... and some outside time.

mage sourced from Was It Out of Spite? Think Again. Posted on August 5, 2013 by Conscious Companion at http://consciouscompanion2012.com/2013/08/05/was-i... sourced on 21st of July 2015

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Images sourced from Dog Shaming, unknown dates, unnamed user submissions.

http://www.dogshaming.com/, sourced on 21st July 2015