You are engaging in the act of fornication when your worst nightmares come true... their parents come home. In this 2-D endless-runner, side-scroller called 'Ding-Dong' Ditch (with all the pun intended), you must jump out the window and begin running down the literally infinite street (it has to be an endless runner somehow) while being chased by the parents. Did I mention you were also naked? You must make quick decisions and sometimes indecisive actions to earn as much points as you can. Along the way there will be people walking along the street and going in and out of houses that you must make sure don't see your... bottom-half. To do this, you can stand in bushes, hide behind signs and temporarily even hold a leaf over the important parts for a short period of time. You must make sure that you try and keep moving as the parents will be shortly coming for you. There will be dogs that may begin to chase after the player if detected. This will create a situation where the player will have to run without stopping too long for a short period of time. You can avoid dogs if you have managed to pick up a piece of bread along the way, you can only store three breads (guess where) and throw them in the opposite direction to distract the dog.
