EATING SIMULATOR

Want to eat but on a diet? Or forgotten how to chew? Then this game is for you!

If you have some remote sense of brain functionality, then you probably know or could have guessed that humans use different teeth for successfully eating a variety of different substances without choking to death.

Well, as the hundreds of the kids used to sing Michael Jackson's beat it during jump-jam…

JUST EAT IT.

If the certain item of food is not too hard and needs to be sliced – position the item of food at the front and bring the bottom jaw up to cut it with the front teeth.

If the certain item of food is too hard for the front teeth, but still needs to be cut/ ripped to pieces like a savage position the item of food between the canine teeth and spam the bottom jam while slightly moving it in different direction in the most effective way to savage that piece of food.

And if the food item needs chewing then mash it between the back teeth and swallow when ready.

Each piece of food may need multiple teeth uses and if you swallow while the food hasn't been processed properly, you will choke and die.

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