Submissions by Chris Andisen tagged ea

You have recently come across a large sum of money somehow, You have decided to invest in a company, What will you do with this company? Who knows that's up to you we have worked hard to bring the best state of the art technologies into this game to allow for the greatest dynamic ever changing experience possible, But the main goal of the game is to cut as many corners as you possibly can without making your entire fan-base completely despise you thus ruining your image and rendering you bankrupt, Are you able to cut Multiplayer from your games without people complaining? Do it. Perhaps you can slack off on making that epic ending to an award winning book trilogy, Why not?. Perhaps your singing isn't up to scratch maybe you can just Lip Sync nobody will notice The goal here is to make money and lots of it by cutting corners and doing the bare minimum people will accept without complaining, But be warned eventually someone will complain and that number will grow, Occasionally you'll have to do the right thing for a while until they stop complaining, This game is designed for the PC Platform (Windows, Mac OSX and Linux Systems) it will also make use of several state of the art custom made API Plug-ins we have developed for several programs such as, Audacity, MS Paint, Windows Movie Maker, Youtube on 3DS, and many more we even have a scripting interface that you can use to help improve our technologies!, This game features a MMO Style aspect where your company is just one of many companies doing the same thing, You can log in to our database and view what other companies are doing and also rate and comment on their products. Whatever you want you can probably do it, We do however have a "State of the Art" Filtering system so that nothing offensive gets out, This is handled via the settings where you can choose what you want to and don't want to see, And for more interactivability you can just click on something you dont like and label it as something you don't want to see and what you think it falls under from a list of categories this will help us to improve these systems

Unique Selling Points!

- Cutting Corners!
- Profit!
- Shenanigans!
- Great User Interactivability
- Excellent "State of the Art" Customer Support
- And More!

Have you ever wanted to pay to be able to Jump in a game? ...No? Well now you can!, This game is all about adding Microtransactions to games, This game plays out similar to gamedev tycoon except instead of making the games you just get to decide what has Microtransactions and stuff to earn the absolute 100% Most Amount of money you possibly can because without microtransactions in games you are just "Leaving Money on the Table" As you earn more money you can purchase other companies so that you can add Microtransactions to their stuff!, Wanna make people pay to Open the Start Menu on their Operating Systems? Go and Purchase Microsoft!, This game is all about making everyone love you because Microtransactions are the future!, better yet we have added Microtransactions to this game as well!, You will be able to spend your money on these awesome features we think you will definitely want to buy!, Our Day 1 DLC Includes.

Pause Menu DLC!, Add Microtransactions to Stuff DLC!, Exit Game DLC! And our Favourite The Open Game DLC!, You can purchase these brilliant DLC Packages on the Launch Day for a Measely $99.99 BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES WE WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF THESE GREAT PACKAGES FOR A SMALL $99.99 THATS A $300 DEAL FOR $99.99