Mad Mic

In a world where your fate is determined by how well you sing (hello happy feet) you are the chosen one to be the lead singer, the head honcho, the alpha beta theta waiter.

Using your amazing singing skills you are to wow the world by climbing political ranks using only your voice, not actual leadership skills. Much like trump but with less walls and more singing.

You are equipped with two things. A microphone which has been permanently adhered to your chin and your cell phone. Because everyone knows teenagers need those things to live.

Once you've become prime minister / president you can begin to travel the world and conquer their governments with your overpowering voice over for songs such as 'I need a better idea' and 'This is starting to get tedious'.

Once you've conquered each city/country/continent and inspired the hearts of your people. You've won, you now have control over everything. Gratz.

- References

http://www.smashinglists.com/top-10-tips-for-singing-better/