Female gymnast likes to jump around old places and shoot dinosaurs with 2 pistols.

Play as a Jedi who doesn't use a lightsaber and probably drinks a lot of scotch at night.

Children kidnap helpless animals and force them to fight to the death in state sanctioned murder arenas.

Deathmatch arena game featuring a cast of super heroes primed for careers in the Porn industry.

Man with no fucks to give running from downtown to his house to go poo.

Race war where 3 different races harvest farts and jewels to carry out genocide against the others.

Blue collar worker eats a shroom and falls down a sewer, consumed by rage for turtles.

Kid gets a sword in a cave and proceeds to fuck shit up all over Hyrule.

A game that sues you for using the words "candy" "crush" or "saga"...oh shit

If Rocket Boy had feelings about jumping and killing other robots.

Play hide and seek with your favorite G. I. Joe characters!

Lost astronaut haunted by apparitions manifested from his PTSD.

The last starfighter must repel endless waves of Cylons or be assimilated to attack the next player.

Experimental super toads travel through space to beat up evil mutants.

Grind your hearts out in an rpg world filled with zombies & ghouls.

If the XMEN decided to do a fighting game in 1991.

Bounce a soccer ball between two skyscrapers.

Shield-on-a-rope salesman goes door to door around the mid east.

Play a spirited game of tennis with swords or paws.