Since at long last my pen actually puts ink on the paper without nearly engraving the letters into the desk below, I tried some of my not leftover messed up paper.
Conclusions:
Descenders are just sloppy as fuck
Line spacing is all over the place
Sometimes my lines just make a random S while being perfectly straight for a while; no clue why my hand just decides to do that
Would attach a photo but classified information was mentioned 😝