Started 5 years ago (2015-07-12T12:00:00Z).
Ended 5 years ago (2015-10-31T12:00:00Z).
It's your given right.
Show the paper who's boss.
Make your keyboard free of moss.
Do it now.
Make a vow.
333 words or
Onto your finger goes the door.
I think the 333
is better, at least, to me.